It’s Saturday, May 21 at 8:53 PM Pacific Time. If you’re reading this from the comforts of home, welcome to the Apocalypse! Thanks for coming out!
Yes, the Apocalypse looks a lot like the Prepocalypse, except our friends at the nonprofit Family Radio Network aren’t here with us – at least I hope not. According to them, today was the day the Lord was gonna call the Chosen home, if you believe 89-year-old civil engineer Harold Camping, who treated the Bible like his own personal version of The DaVinci Code.
Now, I don’t blame the Rapturian Candidate for trying. Surveying the landscape of End Time Signs, I could be easily persuaded:
- The New Orleans Saints won the 2010 Super Bowl.
- Oprah Winfrey taped her last show on Tuesday, May 17, for broadcast on May 25: Did she know something we didn’t?
- Our so-called liberal-softy president just took out Osama bin Laden – and for the record, our president is black and is a US citizen.
- Sarah Palin just closed on a house in my Scottsdale ZIP code.
Taken together, I can only come to one conclusion: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!