{"id":39,"date":"2008-05-20T08:08:38","date_gmt":"2008-05-20T15:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/?p=39"},"modified":"2018-08-11T11:07:42","modified_gmt":"2018-08-11T18:07:42","slug":"bring-em-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/20\/bring-em-on\/","title":{"rendered":"BRING &#8216;EM ON!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com\/\" style=\"display: block; background: url(http:\/\/www.oneplusyou.com\/q\/img\/bb_badges\/fight5.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;\">17<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Created by OnePlusYou &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oneplusyou.com\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This, from a woman who got her ass kicked by a 5th-grader in a poker game on Sunday night&#8230; but so did 25 other full-grown adult males (including his dad) and 2 more adult females&#8230; so I don&#8217;t feel too bad, well, not really.<br \/>\nBut next time, Alex, don&#8217;t think you can scare me with that BB gun you&#8217;re buying with your winnings. I have no moral compunction against using your 45-pound buddies as human shields or even grabbing some Brownies by the pigtails and deploying them as a shrieking set of tween-nunchucks.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s ON, punk! It&#8217;s ON!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>17 Created by OnePlusYou &#8211; This, from a woman who got her ass kicked by a 5th-grader in a poker game on Sunday night&#8230; but so did 25 other full-grown adult males (including his dad) and 2 more adult females&#8230; so I don&#8217;t feel too bad, well, not really. But next time, Alex, don&#8217;t think &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/20\/bring-em-on\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BRING &#8216;EM ON!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventure"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2036,"href":"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions\/2036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patandstacy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}