This, from a woman who got her ass kicked by a 5th-grader in a poker game on Sunday night… but so did 25 other full-grown adult males (including his dad) and 2 more adult females… so I don’t feel too bad, well, not really.
But next time, Alex, don’t think you can scare me with that BB gun you’re buying with your winnings. I have no moral compunction against using your 45-pound buddies as human shields or even grabbing some Brownies by the pigtails and deploying them as a shrieking set of tween-nunchucks.
It’s ON, punk! It’s ON!