CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. – Before we begin, we offer this important training tip for Mud Run aspirants: Just because you mix Gatorade with vodka, doesn’t mean you’re hydrated.
Hungover, out of shape and unprepared, Team Limoncello completed the World Famous Marine Corps Mud Run in 1 hour, 34 minutes and 59 seconds Sunday at Camp Pendleton. In their maiden Mud Run, team captain Kellee “Goat” Stooks, team sherpa Patrick “Mud” Bertinelli, team orthopedic surgeon Jeff “Jeffro / The Ringer” Martin, team personal injury attorney Roger “Our Hero” Martin and I, team bartender and official scribe Stacy “Toes” Bertinelli, finished in 202nd place overall – 94th in the Mixed Team division.
But we can say we were the fastest hungover team in our age group – and we did beat 99 other teams, and even whipped 386 individuals who started the run 15 minutes ahead of the teams… though we cannot vouch for their blood-alcohol content.
Here is our triumphant Team Limoncello victory photo…
Now, before you start complaining that “Hey, these’s guys don’t look too muddy,” please note that both Patrick (left) and Roger (far right) were wearing white T-shirts when we started the race… and this was after we’d been blasted by fire hoses. Click here to read more and find out whether you’d like to be one of us, the few, the proud, the Team Limoncello Mud Runners…
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