I played in the 2010 World Series of Poker, Ladies No-Limit Hold’em Championship, this weekend, finishing somewhere between 525th and 550th place of 1,054 entrants. (When you finish as early as I did, they don’t bother to write down your name). Compared to my WSOP debut in 2008, I have definitely improved my game, while managing to achieve some personal benchmarks:
1) I made it past the first break and waded further into the field. I survived about 4.5 hours, just shy of the third break of the afternoon and finished roughly mid-pack after finishing in the bottom 25% in 2008.
2) When the 2005 Ladies Champion, actress Jennifer Tilly, sat down to my left, I didn’t throw up (though I did manage to do that later on in the evening). I outlasted her and got the best of her in one pot – so I know I can hold my own against really good players.
3) I learned that I can survive significant runs of bad cards and major hits to my chip stack and fight my way back into contention – rather than circle the toilet of despair (which happened later that evening).
4) I now know that if you’re a guy and decide to enter the ladies-only event at the World Series because you think it’ll be easy, you will be mocked and ridiculed so brutally, you might as well check your wedding tackle at the door since you won’t be needing it when the girls are done with you.
5) I learned that if a blind squirrel plays poker for 16 hours over the course of 3 days, eventually she might stumble onto the nuts and take home a tidy $819 for fourth place in another tournament.
6) I discovered that if this whole poker thing doesn’t work out for me, my husband has a future as a competitive eater.
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